A bounty on sexual shenanigans in D.C.
Now this is interesting; famous pornography king Larry Flynt, publisher of such luminous periodicals as_ Hustler_, has offered up to $1 million dollars for documented evidence of an extramarital affair with any high-ranking political official in the U.S. - senators, congresspeople, mayors of big cities, and (naturally) presidential or vice-presidential nominees.
According to FOXNews, this isn't even the first time Flynt has placed a bounty on politicians' hanky panky; in 1998 (remember what happened that year?) he let out a similar net, and successfully caught a very big fish: Rep. Bob Livingston, R-La., who - if not for having to fall on his sword when he learned Flynt was investigating him - would almost certainly have become Speaker of the House.
Every male has a little voice inside his head (Satan's, presumably) telling him that there must be some good in the pornography industry somewhere. Apparently this is it.